I've been seeing a lot of griping about Apple's Software Update for Windows and it having Safari in it's lists of updates even when Safari for Windows isn't installed on that computer. (Yep Neil, I saw your Twitter response)

Here is my take on this for what it is worth...
The "Apple Software Update" program is a program that is installed when installing either of the three programs on the list in the above screen shot. iTunes, QuickTime, and/or Safari. It's a convenience program to allow you to keep those programs up-to-date without having to go to Apple's website every so often to make sure you have the latest. It's written fairly similarly to Apple's Macintosh "Software Update" program.
There has been a lot of griping about how Apple is trying to "pull a fast one" and sneak a copy of Safari onto Windows based computers by making it look like the user needs to update the program when in fact it's not even installed on the system. (Ok, so most of the complaining has been by either the Mozilla group, or Twitter posts...)
The complaints seem to be focusing on the fact that if Microsoft did this, they would get their butt's in all kinds of hot water, yet Apple is getting a free ticket to do what they want.
Now, it's very possible that this is Apple's way of getting Safari onto Windows based systems with little effort. After all, if a Windows user has an iPod or iPhone, they will probably be running iTunes and will be running this software update program to make sure that iTunes is up-to-date. So basically, Apple is taking advantage of this fact to try to get Safari installed on as many Windows based systems as it can.
Is this evil? Eh, I can't really say. Personally, I use Safari now more and more since Firefox seems to be getting slower and buggier by the day. I have tried other Windows based browsers like Opera and Netscape, but none are really as speedy as Safari is. So giving Windows users another choice to me seems like a nice thing. Just my opinion here.
Now, getting back to the topic at hand. I can't speak for other platforms when it comes to their update software. I can speak to Microsoft and Windows Update. I still have a couple of Windows boxes laying around here running XP. There have been several times when Microsoft has decided to "update" my computer without my permission. I don't run Windows Update in such a way that it is supposed to update my computer no matter what. I like to make sure the updates I am installing are ones I really need. Yet, I know of at least 2 times when my Windows box has been rebooted by a software update that happened without my telling it to update.
With Apple's Software Update mechanism, I am given a list of programs that need to be updated, each with a checkbox in front so that I can tell the program that I don't want to update a specific piece of software at that time. Further more, I can tell the program that I don't ever want to see a specific update again, by using the Tools menu and selecting "Ignore Selected Updates".

Now, I don't see Safari in the list at all:

So, I really don't understand why all the complaining. It's easy enough to ignore software that you don't want to install. It's not hiding the fact that it's going to install/update the software if you click on the "Install n items" button at the bottom. Plus, installing Safari doesn't change your default browser, home page setting, browser search engine, etc... All perfectly benign.
I have seen install programs on Windows that sneak all kinds of junk on to your computer and don't give you even the slightest option to not install it or even tell you that it is going to install it except in that nasty piece of text called the EULA.
So, calm down folks, it's really not that bad and if you really don't want it, ignore it or even better, remove Apple Software Update from even running on your Windows system and you will never have to worry about it again.
Update: (8:18pm) I just cleaned up the links to other sites talking about this topic and moved them off to a list.
written by Dave M.
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